I Let Myself Be Fooled
By Rand Simberg when he reported on sales of Al and Tipper Gore's new book. That's what happens you don't read the entire article. But maybe his scenario isn't so far-fetched after all.

Pedophiles And The War On Terrorism
Here's a disgusting example of how Muslims think. I offer no defense for pedophiles in the Catholic priesthood. It's unconscionable. But how in blue Hades does that have anything to do with the war on terrorism. It’s fine and dandy that Islamic fundamentalists can kill and maim dozens of children in Israel but Islam casts a furrowed brow on the Catholics.

Here’s another angle and I quote from the web site:

A lawsuit filed against a former bishop alleged the Catholic Church kept secret files on priests accused of sexual abuse and bribed some victims to keep quiet. Doctors at Hartford's Institute of Living claimed the church sometimes concealed information about past complaints against clergy sent for treatment.

Yeah, the church screwed up big time. Pedophilia is a crime and they deserve to pay. But who’s suing the murderers in Hamas for their crimes?

The Prophet Mohammed
Would have chosen Miss World for a wife. Making a statement like that in Nigeria will get you killed by "devote" Muslims who believe the contest in itself is indecent and promotes sexual promiscuity. In the Islamic world, this appears to be enough to justify horrific murders and general mayhem. To date the toll stands at over 50 killed and 200 injured. How in hell would they handle a Victoria's Secret runway show?

If There Was A Bus
Blown up in the U.S. every three days by a crazed homicidal bomber, and we knew exactly where he came from, there would be hell to pay. Why and how these murders in Israel can continue is a question that any sane person has to ask. Why you say? Here's one reason:

Any self respecting Muslim knows that within microseconds after scattering his and eleven Israeli's body parts over a half acre, he'll be in heaven investigating the delicate qualities of a bevy of virgins. Of course it helps to have family members like this and I quote:

The murderer's father, Azmi, said he was pleased with his son. "Our religion says we are proud of him until the day of resurrection," Abu Hilail said. "This is a challenge to the Zionist enemies."

How can one add to that profound statement?

I Admit I'm Out Of Touch
With the music world. Until tonight I had never heard of Jay Z. But now I'm much better informed. Thanks to Sixty Minutes II I now know how a rapping, ex-drug dealer and attempted murderer can become head of a $500,000,000 company. But when you think about it, at least we know up front what he did. Too bad we can't say the same for some CEOs.

Al Gore Admits He Is Gay
Or should I say, happy, about homosexual couples getting “the same rights as marrieds”. Listen to this unmitigated crap on npr.org. And when you finish, click on over to this blog and take a "Second Look At Al Gore"...if you can stand it.

Germany And The Cuckoo
Michael Jackson has shown the world that he's capable of stupidity beyond stupidity. He was shown yesterday in Berlin dangling an infant off a fourth floor balcony with an almost demonic grin on his face. But, since he's rich and famous (the rich part may be debatable since his Sony debacle and infamous seems to be a better description) he'll probably get away with it. I guess it's OK to endanger children in Germany.

The Peaceful Religion, Islam,
Again shows its stripes when it "martyrs" a murderer who shot two CIA employees in cold blood. These people were doing nothing more than sitting in their car at a traffic light. Another prime of example of Islam at its finest.

Hang 'Em High
Read this and make your own decision.

One morning a couple of weeks ago one of my son's office mates shows up with a huge bulge in his pants. Looks like he took a couple of dozen Viagra tablets and is still trying to figure out how to work off the excess. Obviously he has some explaining to do. Here's his story:

He wakes up in the night with a real bad urge to pee. He gets out of bed and hikes into the bathroom to let fly. The toilet is inside a little nook with a door. When he goes in to take a leak he instinctively closes the door behind him. He does his thing and, when he turns around to go back to bed, he forgets the door is closed. He slams into the door and then slips on the tile floor. Now you may wonder how slipping on tile can cause a guy's groin to spring out of shape. Is he sexually attracted to door knobs or what. Fact is, the doorknob doesn't do a thing. The real problem is the coat hanger hanging by its end on the knob. As he falls, the hook part of the coat hanger catches his scrotum and rips it to shreds. Imagine his surprise. He gets out of bed to take a piss and winds up neutered! He rolls around on the floor, bleeding like a stuck pig, trying to stuff 'em back into the sack and simultaneously figure out if he's still got a pecker and what to do next. Even in the midst of his agony, he's feels too embarrased to call the EMTs. Logic finally wins out and he dials 911. The paramedics haul him to the hospital where he gets 25 stitches and a magnificent bandage that makes him look like he's got two extra large baking potatoes stuffed in his pants.

So, is that what really happened? How could a simple coat hanger do that much damage? Why would a guy who lives by himself close the door behind him? Why didn't his shorts protect those family jewels? There must be another answer. What do you think?

The Government Is Confirming That
the bin Laden tape is real. Looks like this verminous piece of crap has survived. I think he's somewhere in Pakistan but what do I know.