Despots Will Try Anything
I've been sitting here for half an hour trying to frame words in my mind that describe the assininity of the Miss NetWorld Beauty Contest sponsored by one of the world's original terrorists, Muhamar Ghadafi. Part of the show seems to have been a trip to Ghadafi's bombed out house where Miss Networld USA shed a bucket of tears because the U.S. taught this scumbag a lesson in diplomacy via F-117A from my old squadron in the 81st Tac Fighter Wing. But Miss USA's bawling was to no avail...the gal from Britain won all the marbles. By the way, Ghadafi's house was blown up in 1986. The tourists must be falling all over themselves to see this piece of history.

MISS NET WORLD
Knock yourself out but don't expect swimsuits. The best they can do is t-shirts with Ghadafi's picture on them

Arafat's Prediction
In a joint interview with Associated Press Television News and an Israeli TV station, Arafat also predicted the Israel-Palestinian conflict will worsen now that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon depends on far-right and religious parties to cling to power.
Let's see now...so all those murderous bombers have no connection with Islam. Right? No clinging to power in his camp either.

Winona Ryder
Claims she shoplifted because she was preparing for a movie role. The Hollywood jury surely will buy that.

I Am Again Amazed
Two days ago, Robert Stewart Flores blew away three professors and one other person at the University of Arizona nursing school. Reports from other students say he was an obnoxious, overbearing, aggressive dimwit who constantly harrassed his teachers and other students. He was already a practical nurse and working at the veteran's hospital. Here's what one of his co-workers had to say about him:
"He was very nice, very intelligent, very well-spoken," Gordon said. "I never heard anything violent period from this guy."
For crying out loud. Lee Malvo's father says he's a "good kid". Chechen gangster and murderer of innocent Russians, Barayev, is described as "a tender boy and a good student". Methinks that some people have a major lack of perception.

You Can't Blame The Russian People
For their anger and grief over the way the government handled the terrorist attacks in Moscow. Russian officials claim the chemical composition of the gas they used in the theater must be kept secret because terrorist pigs could use it for their own demented purposes. A hundred and sixteen innocent people died from the gas but is that any worse than our policy of shooting down an airliner that the government thinks is going to be used as a missile?