Hang 'Em High: Part Two

On November 18, I wrote a story about a guy who almost castrated himself with a coat hanger. Well, if you think that was bad, here's more.

Same guy, three weeks later. He's out partying. Parks his SUV outside a bar, locks it, goes inside. He drinks his fill and staggers out. His vehicle is gone along with a cache of weapons he carries around with him. He's crocked so he doesn't remember that he had a credit and a debit card in the vehicle. A week goes by with no sign of the SUV. His bank calls. The thieves have drained his bank account with the debit card. They've also run up a huge credit card bill. Another week goes by. He gets in a fight with his girl friend. She clocks him with her fist, giving him a huge shiner. In the past month and a half, his bank account has been drained, his credit ruined, and his girl friend beat him up. Oh. Did I mention nearly losing the family jewels? Some guys have all the luck.