George W. Bush Called Me Today
Or at least a reasonable, recorded facsimile of him did and told me to vote for Rick Perry. Tony Sanchez' familiar called a few minutes later. Guess what he wanted. In Texas politics this has been the dirtiest, the mudslingin'est, the most slanderous, most contentious governors race ever. These two dipsticks have invented the most bizzare and outragous lies about each other in the history of mankind. Neither one of them would make a wart on a good governors ass. Rick Perry, though, wouldn't make a wart on a good wart hogs ass. The only thing I remember him for is being in Dallas throwing out the first pitch at a Rangers game when the entire city of Houston was floating down various bayous into the Gulf of Mexico after taking on 30 inches of rain. A good state leader would have been in the thick of things bolstering the moral of thousands of people who lost everything they owned to tropical storm Allison. Sorry, George W., Rick Perry's not on my list for election. On the other hand, neither is Mr. Sanchez. Maybe Texas could do without a governor for a few years...