I'm told by the female unit that we will be graced with the presence of Felicia Moon, who's either the wife or ex-wife of Warren Moon, who's definitely the ex-quarterback of the ex-Houston football team known as the Oilers. Ms. Moon will be here for dinner. Not sure if I'm invited.

Update: Her name is now Felicia Fontenot. Guess ex-wife is the operative word. And I'm not invited.