War With Iraq Will Start

this coming Thursday. Our efforts to overcome the Axis Of Weasels, chief among whom is the frog, Jacque Chirac, has not born fruit. President Bush last night gave Saddam 48 hours to clear out of the country or face destruction. Saddam has since rejected that ultimatum so he's set to go up in smoke by weeks end.

Incredibly, the frogs have decided that since we won't do their bidding, they should try to get into the act.

France's ambassador to the United States, Jean-David Levitte, said Paris could yet join U.S.-led action if Iraq used biological and chemical weapons, saying such a move would "change the situation completely and immediately."

What a bunch of unmitigated crap.