Get Rid Of Those Nukes Or Else
The U.S. is telling North Korea that we are going to apply "global pressure" if they don't disarm. Well let see, North Korea's general populace is already starving to death, so it won't do any good to cut off their rice allotments. The "Dear Leader" could care less if another few thousand die.

Speaking of aforementioned tyrant, check this segment from a CNN report on his early life:

North Korea gives Kim's official birthplace as sacred Mount Paektu. The peak, on the northern border with Chinese Manchuria, is the highest on the peninsula and the site where Korean legend says the nation came into existence 5,000 years ago.

"At the time of his birth there were flashes of lightning and thunder, the iceberg in the pond on Mount Paektu emitted a mysterious sound as it broke, and bright double rainbows rose up," according to the official line.

Researchers who are more objective place Kim's birth in the Far Eastern region of the Soviet Union on February 16, 1942.

Sounds like he's got the same propaganda agent as Saddam Hussein.

But maybe the Pakistani's know something we don't.